- Kanye Tweets About Kris Jenner
- Funniest Kanye Quotes
- Kanye Tweets Kylie Stinks
- Kanye Tweets Divorce
- Kanye Tweets At Drake
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This week’s episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians(Thursdays at 8pET on E!)started out with a bang — and a WAP — as the young billionaire Kylie joined Cardi B on the set of their now infamous music video collaboration. While Meg Thee Stallion was sadly nowhere to be seen, Kris Jenner was there to supervise as Kylie sexy-walked through a fancy hallway in a leopard print thong getup and thigh-high boots. (Let’s say it together: “You’re doing amazing, sweetie!”)
Cardi was in total fangirl mode, gushing over Kylie and saying she “prayed for this.” It was the purest, sweetest moment you never expected to see on the set of the WAP video, and Kris was loving every second.
Back in Malibu where everyone was not on vacation, Kim and Scott started playing a casual game of table tennis (spoiler: neither one of them is very good at table tennis). Enter Khloe, who had a bone to pick with Scott after he left a comment on a photo she had recently posted to Instagram.
In the image, which was an ad for her Good American brand, Khloe posed in a black bikini, a sultry look on her face. “Tristan is a lucky man!” Scott commented, which promptly blew up the Internet with reconciliation rumours (and near-immediate judgement about said reconciliation). Khloe was not impressed, though Tristan called the comment “dope” and didn’t think it was a big deal.
The post was flooded with insults and clown emojis, which upset Khloe and left her feeling irritated with Scott, who didn’t think she should care so much about public opinion. Kim joined in the conversation and agreed with Scott, telling Khloe to stop caring so much about what other people think.
“I don’t want to be pressured to give answers that I don’t have for myself,” Khloe eventually explained, admitting that she still had her guard up about a romantic relationship with Tristan. She was happy he was down to have another baby and acknowledged that he’d turned into a pretty good partner and father, but she wasn’t ready to make things official quite yet.
“My soul is at a breaking point of how much I can handle, in regards to the public thinking they’re allowed to talk about my weight, my face, my personal life,” Khloe told Tristan once they were alone. “It’s like, actually, I don’t want to hear this anymore.”
As their heart-to-heart came to a close, she told him she just didn’t have it in her anymore to deal with public scrutiny. It was bad for her spirit and her mental health, she asserted, deciding to work on letting things go.
Meanwhile, Kim was dealing with her own struggle as Kanye continued to rant on Twitter, sharing intimate details about their life and implying that he didn’t want to be married to Kim or interact with her family. He’d also announced his candidacy for the U.S. presidency, which amused Malika to no end.
“Are you going to be the next First Lady?” Malika asked Kim, cracking up as she joked about Kanye’s bid for office. Kim was not amused, looking sad and exhausted as she told Malika it had been a long day and she didn’t want to talk about Kanye on camera.
The SKIMS mogul ended up having some tense conversations over the phone while in Malibu, telling the person on the other end of the line that she wanted to fly out to Wyoming to be with Kanye and support him but “he doesn’t want that.”
Over lunch that same day, momager Kris told Khloe and Kourtney that she was worried about Kim. Khloe agreed, saying, “I know because she’s not talking about it, even to us privately, it’s really affecting her.” Kourtney agreed. “She can’t possibly navigate this on her own.”
The sisters decided to plan a girls' night in to take Kim’s mind off her marital issues, using the opportunity to book “baby crazy” Kendall as a sitter for the night.
That’s right — after Kendall casually admitted to wanting kids at some point and having a bit of baby fever, Khloe and Malika decided to scare her out of having a baby by leaving her in charge of Malika’s four-month-old son, Ace. The plan backfired when Kendall had a great time, even after Malika terrified her with a brief lecture on diapers and penis direction.
Undeterred by Kendall’s success, Khloe decided to challenge her to a night with three toddlers: Chicago, True and Psalm. Soon after their parents took off, the cousins were fighting over toys, crying and tackling each other to the ground as Kendall looked on in both horror and affection. But, Aunt Kenny got it under control, getting all three kids to bed and saying the experience didn’t turn her off motherhood at all. Kendall for the win!
As girls' night happened in Malibu, a pajama-clad Kim, Khloe and Kourtney had dinner together on the patio. Khloe quickly took the opportunity to dig into Kourtney’s sex life because “Kim loves gossip,” so Kourtney had to “take one for the team” in order to make the middle sister happy. Right!
The sisters did end up talking about Kanye briefly, with Kourtney mentioning that Ye had called her to talk about Kim, his tweets and all of the drama.
Sensing that things were taking a sad turn, Khloe immediately changed the subject and got everyone super drunk. As in, wine-fueled arm wrestling, drinking straight from the bottle on a trampoline and kicking boxes off each other’s heads drunk. Nicely done, Khlo. Nobody was thinking about Kanye anymore!
In the car the next day, Khloe took a moment to tell Kim that the whole family loved her and was there if she needed them, adding that she supported Kim no matter what she chose to do in her marriage. Kim was grateful but explained that she had to figure out some things on her own.
Since these scenes were filmed sometime last summer, there’s still a long way to go before Kim actually files for divorce. The good news? No matter what, her family has her back.
Watch Keeping Up With The KardashiansThursdays at 8pET on E! and catch up here.
BEFORE YOU GO: Chrissy Teigen says goodbye to Twitter for good
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Can’t remember what your first tweet was? It was probably “Hello world!” or “Is this thing on?” or “I finally joined Twitter, am I doing it right” or “Twitter sucks,” but if you want to know for sure, you’ll need to dig back into your archives.
Unfortunately, Twitter only displays your last 3200 tweets in your timeline, so if you’re anything like me (I’ve been on Twitter since May 2009 and have well over 40,000 tweets), that won’t cut it.
Here are the two easiest ways to find your oldest tweets, including your first tweet. (I promise these work – a lot of the methods and tools you’ll find in the Google results don’t.)
How to Find Your Old Tweets Using Twitter Search
Open up Twitter.com and go to the search bar:
Type in the following string but with your username and the date range you want to look at:
from:username since:yyyy-mm-dd until:yyyy-mm-dd
So, for example, if I want to see all my tweets from my first month on Twitter, I’d insert:
from:egabbert since:2009-05-12 until:2009-06-12
This will show you your earliest tweets – but note that the default view is of your “Top” tweets; click “All” to see every tweet from this time period.
Scroll to the bottom and ta-da: There’s my first tweet!
Losing my Twitter virginity
— Elisa Gabbert (@egabbert) May 12, 2009Not my “best work,” I admit.
Finding Your Old Tweets with Twitter's Advanced Search Function
You can also use Twitter's own Advanced Search feature to search your old tweets. Go to https://twitter.com/search-advanced and enter your username into the 'From these accounts' field under 'People.' Then use the pop-up calendar tool to section a start date and an end date, like so:
Then click the 'Latest' tab to see all your tweets from this data range. Ta-da!
Note that there used to be a few other third-party tools that helped you search your old tweets but most of them have been shut down. The two above methods still work!
Now for a little palate cleanser ... some famous first tweets.
Best and Worst First Tweets: Celebrity Edition
I looked at the first tweets from everyone on the Top 100 most followed list, and let me tell you, the rich and famous can be pretty boring. Here are the first tweets that made me smile/laugh/cry:
First up, Lady Gaga – she starts off great, but …
Hello my filthy , fabulous, dirty rich, fame lovers. I'm in Miami right now, just had a crazy week/ day preparing for winter music confe ...
— Lady Gaga (@ladygaga) March 27, 2008She didn’t quite grasp the 140-character limit yet, bless her heart. But at least Gaga typed that tweet in herself. Britney’s team didn’t get the memo that celebrity tweets are supposed to be in the first person:
Welcome to Britney Spears' Twitter! Follow the latest in Britney news and get updates straight from Britney and her entourage.
Kanye Tweets About Kris Jenner
— Britney Spears (@britneyspears) October 10, 2008I expected better from Ellen DeGeneres, but at least she didn’t say “Is this thing on”:
Tis my first twitt-er. Or tweet? Twit? Or tweet? 'Twit or tweet everybody.' Is this anything?
— Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow) March 10, 2009Pink’s first tweet was actually funny! And only got 42 favorites, for shame.
i have officially entered the 20th century. i mean the 21st.
— P!nk (@Pink) April 4, 2009Nicki Minaj’s first tweet was pretty generic …
I was FINALLY convinced to get on Twitter! Follow me guys!
— IG: @NickiMinaj (@NICKIMINAJ) April 27, 2009Funniest Kanye Quotes
But the second one was good:
A picture icon will come when I get to a computer!
— IG: @NickiMinaj (@NICKIMINAJ) April 27, 2009Eminem’s first tweets are creeping me out:
We Made You
— Marshall Mathers (@Eminem) March 21, 2009We're the ones that made you... Tuesday.
— Marshall Mathers (@Eminem) April 2, 2009Lil Wayne’s first tweet was a little bit NSFW:
im super new to this twitter shit but wudup tho !..........follow me biot¢h..........wudup mak......happy bday LO......8 days of freedom..ym
— Lil Wayne WEEZY F (@LilTunechi) February 22, 2010Paris Hilton’s first tweet was definitely “on brand” … but only got 2 favorites and 4 retweets?! Where were the fans?
Kanye Tweets Kylie Stinks
in Vegas at the Hard Rock with my Prince...
— Paris Hilton (@ParisHilton) March 17, 2009Oh Tyra! Tellin’ it like it is, just like on ANTM (y'all KNOW I watch that show):
Kanye Tweets Divorce
been sitting here for 30 minutes trying to figure out a clever first tweet. still thinking...
— Tyra Banks (@tyrabanks) July 17, 2009Love ya Kanye but that’s not how you spell Silicon Valley (unless he’s making a witty pun about somebody’s cleavage?):
He appears to have seen the error of his ways and deleted this tweet.
Best and Worst First Tweets: Search Marketing Edition
Just for fun, I checked out first tweets from a few of the most followed accounts in search marketing.
Here’s Matt Cutts’ first tweet:
fed the cats. they were hungry!
— Matt Cutts (@mattcutts) April 1, 2007Here’s a man who knows that all the Internet really cares about is cats. UPDATE: Matt Cutts informs me that his first few tweets were part of an April Fools joke; Danny Sullivan set up a fake Twitter account for him. His real first tweet was:
I'm not sure I believe in twitter.
— Matt Cutts (@mattcutts) April 5, 2007Rand Fishkin’s first tweet was about writing a presentation for SMX (snooze), but props for working a Goonies reference into the second:
Geraldine & I are in Astoria - following the Goonies trail & skipping Gnomedex. I wish I could say I felt guilty about it...
— Rand Fishkin (@randfish) August 11, 2007Danny Sullivan was very busy his first week on Twitter – or just sleeping a lot, it’s unclear:
Seth Godin has only ever used his Twitter account to tweet links to his blog, so this should come as no surprise:
Seth's Blog: How to answer the phone http://tinyurl.com/6pamxs
— Seth Godin (@ThisIsSethsBlog) December 3, 2008Todd Malicoat pretty much nails it, huh?
Just what we need - something to waste MORE time online. Yippee.
— Todd Malicoat (@stuntdubl) March 17, 2007Meanwhile all Aaron Wall could think about was rankings!
yippy. we got our twitter username seobook. I wonder if this will rank as well for seo book as our other one ranks for aaron wall
— SEO Book (@seobook) June 23, 2009That’s so SEO.
And finally, the first tweets from our own Larry Kim! CLASSIC:
Kanye Tweets At Drake
i am trying to figure out how to use twitter
— Larry Kim (@larrykim) December 3, 2008i am amazed by the awesome power of twitter
— Larry Kim (@larrykim) December 4, 2008Ha! And Larry taught me how to use Twitter!
The first tweet ever, by the way, was this one from Twitter founder Evan Williams:
just setting up my twttr
— Evan Williams (@ev) March 21, 2006Did you search for your first tweet? What did you post?